Black people always get asks like “is it okay to say the n-word if I’m using a funny voice and it’s on the equinox?”
Okay what if the third moon of Jupiter is tilted at a 73.4 degree angle towards the 4th nearest galaxy and there is a comet that passed over chile that same day while a girl tried anal for the first time on ancient burial grounds as the sun set in the final day of the virgin summer festival
Then can i say it
y’all be sayin shit like “square up” or “catch these hands” and a good 98% of y’all never fought no one or even be saying that irl stop embarrassing urself
outtakes from the court today
Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?
It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.
Did you know that was coming?
He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.
Do you know why?
All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.
But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past.
Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.
jongin: monggu youre not listening to me
monggu: dad youre so annoying!!